In the words of Rihanna “They be fallin’ like the rain so we aint runnin’ out” Yes there are billions of these dogs roaming the earth that we call ‘males’ so why the hell arnt any of them decent ?!

For starters they are the biggest greaseballs and assume we all want to bang them coz they are just so effing amazing and think we are absolute lunatics for not letting them in our vaginas. Just because I don’t want to have sex with you does not mean I am shy or a prude I just dont want YOU inside of me I have only just met you for christ sake and if I want to wait til our 3rd, 4th or 20th date to do it that is entirely up to me and if you dont like it do one mate!

I hate whe guys talk dirty to you, it is THE biggest turn off and a sure fire way of guaranteeing we will not be having sex. It is my body what makes you think you can touch it eww gross. If you don’t whack open your legs straight away they accuse you of being a tease like we want them to chase after us PLEASE !!! If thats all your after from me then you will be highly disappointed.

What the idiots don’t realise is that us women have a sixth sense about these things, these stupid desperate dogs that try fill our heads with a load of shit to get us into bed, like we believe them haha what fools. Women can see through these kind of men like windows.

Ladies if you want to sleep with a man straight away then that’s fine just make sure it is entirely your choice and you haven’t been pressured into it or had your head filled with bullshit like ’ I love you ’ or ’ Of course I wanna see you again ’ Don’t believe a single word that comes out of these creatures mouths, its the testosterone talking and always remember -

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle

I am a big animal lover infact I think I prefer them to people most of the time, my pets make me so happy I treat them like children n can’t imagine life without them I’d be so lonely. Infact i have a cat layed next to me on my pillow purring as im writing. I have four cats and each have their own individual personalities and funny little ways. No matter how down or stressed out I am they always manage to put a smile on my face and make me forget about shit. My lil babies :)
I cannot ever imagine why anyone would ever want to harm an innocent defenceless animal it makes me absolutely sick to the stomach and I’m sure I’m not alone in thinking that more should be done to put a stop to animal cruelty. Just today I saw a photo of a staffie dog that had been rescued after being tied to the back of a car and dragged all it’s skin had come off, I wanted to cry. I just know the assholes who did it will have got nothing more than a ban from keeping dogs, it absolutely disgusts me. No wonder there’s so many of these twisted sick bastards doing things like this coz they don’t get punished for it! The most anyone ever gets for an animal related crime is six months! And I doubt they ever serve their full time.
Why isnt more being done? If the bastards thought they would get jailed for along time I bet the cruelty rate would drop by half. I also think dog licences are a good idea, I know it’s not fair on us responsible loving dog owners but there are so many of these scrotes with staffies who do some horrific things to these dogs, they probably wouldn’t have the dogs if they had to have a license.
It’s time the law was changed and they got tougher on crimes towards animals.
I also think alot of animals are being neglected because they are given away for free. Especially cats. I think alot of people see a kitten and think aww it’s cute I’ll take it and then the novelty wears off and the cats not properly looked after. If they had to pay something for them then people would think twice about getting the animal. Because if they didn’t really want one they wouldn’t pay any money. If they are being given away like their nothing and worthless that’s what some people will treat them like, nothing!
They are living creatures just like us and have feelings. They don’t ask to come live with you, you get them therefore you are responsible for caring for them for life. If you can’t do this do not get a pet in the first place. Get a punchbag you vile twisted psychopaths.
It’s time people got together and demanded tougher sentences for animal cruelty.

OK so how the hell do I use this effing thing? Iv been interested in using Tumblr for a while but couldn’t be bothered signing up and all that crap, I’m now signed up which was surprisingly easy but what the hell do I do know? Can I make my profile look all pretty and glitzy or is it all the same like facebook? I think Ive managed to upload a profile photo after like 1 million attempts of it saying error in big red letters… hmmm I’m sure ill work it out….